English signs in foreign countries are a huge source of entertainment, but nowhere does them quite like China.  On my recent short visit which included 3 days in Shanghai and 5 days in Chengdu I built up this small collection of signs.  There are the funny…

Shanghai public toilets are tasty apparently!

I’m guessing this is for people with poor aim

The scary…

not sure I want to try the last one on this list

and the downright incomprehensible!  Answers on a postcard please for these…

by the side of a path…

On a menu in Chengdu